Skye

am I a heated yam or a yeeted ham? married to @rocknrollbadass. my kid is one cool cat. chronically sad.

[RUGLAND @rugafellas]

Made some cool rugs 🥶 a simple Rt can get you a free one 👀

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

Yeah, but he was "the best" president, right? Ya'll got me fucked up.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

So how does this statement from the former President of the United States make you feel as an American?

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Solar conjunction is over and I’m ready to get rolling again. Nothing like the feel of Mars under your wheels.

Latest images: https://t.co/Ex1QDo3eC2
🎥(Sol 200 drive): https://t.co/JnELQV2rOy

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

Also, for your viewing pleasure. Please enjoy me at 305 lbs, and me down to 245 lbs

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

@JegsDinoGod1 @rocketcity123 @waff48 And its one of the lowest ones. Worry about the more important shit.

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

@JegsDinoGod1 @waff48 My blood pressure is perfect, my blood work is perfect, I don't have any major health concerns besides female issues, and I had those before I got fat. Fat doesn't equal unhealthy and you're an idiot for thinking that. Former fat person or not.

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

@JegsDinoGod1 @waff48 Oh no! I guess me being fat is gonna kill me, even though I'm healthier than most of my family and friends. 🙄

Also, I've had COVID. Have you? I'd much rather have a vaccine that makes it feel like the flu than to actually feel what I felt when I had COVID again.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

[Matthew kiichichaos Heafy @matthewkheafy]

I’d like to formally diss Machine Gun Kelly for “being 31 years old wearing a fucking 16 year old pop punk cosplay identity on a fucking stage”

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

I drove back and forth from Huntsville to Columbus, OH for the weekend, and my neck is so sore and stiff that the FRONT of my neck hurts. Is this getting older? Am I dying?

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

@ZebraScitt @Trav119 @waff48 As someone who grew up in a state with lottery, and received a lottery scholarship that almost covered my tuition at the local community College, I trust them to do it. Alabama should do it, too 🤷🏻‍♀️

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop waiting for a goal to be complete to happy. be happy right now baby. or at least try.

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

Damn it's almost like there's a shot to lower the chances of this happening.

[WAFF 48 @waff48]

A Huntsville couple called the Alabama Pickers, who both made public anti-vax remarks have both died from COVID-19. https://t.co/4GykxhkR12

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

BABY MONTERO IS HERE!!!

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

YAAASSSSSSS

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

@waff48 So yall are okay with our hospitals, nursing homes, and doctor's offices losing Medicaid and Medicare coverage orrrrrr....?

[Skye @five_yeet_one]

My 6th grade teacher is turning 60 today, and now I'm having another existential crisis.