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[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[Five Lock @fivelock]

Geez @SouthwestAir get it together. Why cancel and rebook my IND-OAK through ORD and PHX instead of the original itinerary via DEN just an hour later? Who wouldn’t love these connections?

[Five Lock @fivelock]

@jasonselvig But he’s hour coward!

[Five Lock @fivelock]

@AriFleischer Maybe @AriFleischer you should have brought some notes on how to spell “weak”

[Five Lock @fivelock]

Talking to my daughter:
Her: I want a skateboard
Me: Like for tricks?
Her: Yes, I’ll have to figure out how to learn some
Me: Maybe watch some @tonyhawk videos
Her: The guy in the wheelchair?
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: Oh wait, no, that’s Stephen Hawking @StephenHawking8

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Hearing that Rudy Giuliani has been rushed to Johns Hopkins Total Landscaping.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe.

158,180 died thanks to Trump’s incompetence: They cheered him on, and demand 4 more years.

[Joe Scarpone @JoeScarpone]

This TikTok took over an hour to make and I only (only) have 10.4k views to show for it, but four coaches have asked to send it to recruits.

Just shows that numbers aren’t everything—if the content resonates it’s still a success

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The fragility of folks who won’t wear a mask is truly breathtaking. I lived for four years inside two internment camps, and I heard less bitching and whining there than I do today.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Michael Che: Matters came out in 2016, but these words feel as poignant as ever.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

I hope people don’t retweet this and tag @realDonaldTrump because he’s lava-level mad today and we want him to be happy

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

In retrospect it was prob a bad idea to elect the guy who bragged about being able to kill New Yorkers without consequence

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

This new ad from @ForTheRuleOfLaw will run Friday morning on Fox and Friends.
"We pretty much shut it down...It'll be down to close to zero...It's really working out...No, I don't take responsibility at all."
America needs a president who tells the truth. Our lives depend on it.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."- FDR

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."- JFK

"I don't take responsibility at all."- DJT

[Five Lock @fivelock]

@theblackkeys Very excited for this show at @ruoffmusicenter but disappointed @Ticketmaster site was not working, app crashed, and ticket limit info was wrong. Other than that, process was flawless

[Five Lock @fivelock]

Seems like his parachute deployment design is as well thought out as his planetary science

[Justin Chapman @justindchapman]

Mad Mike Hughes just launched himself in a self-made steam-powered rocket and crash landed. Very likely did not survive. #MadMike #MadMikeHughes

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

A thread for those who think @realDonaldTrump could find Ukraine on a marked map:

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Anyone blindly supporting this President can just fully shut up about “decorum”