@WasteManagement congrats on being the most consistently unreliable service we have to deal with - missed service, then missed the second time only to have the automated system that our full container is, in fact, empty. You fail again.
I wish I was as 1/10000 as insulated from any consequences of sucking at my job as @UPS is - they can be terrible all they want, but you still want your stuff so you'll take it and shut up.
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