Jessica Fix

Deep down we all just want to be happy, well-adjusted loaves of bread.

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

Okay this is probably definitely worth reviving my twitter presence for. Excited to give this API tool a try!

[Paw @luckymarmot]

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[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@ColinDeaverTV @uoregon @oregonfootball Ducks stackin wins like leggos 👃🏻🌹

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@shannonagins @cats_natalie 😱

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@James_Stiehl My favorite is Cheeto-in-Chief

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

Current mood: https://t.co/RPxuKBGXaX

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@James_Stiehl 100% endorse that idea. The book is a brazen imitation of HP and Chronicles of Narnia; Grossman should've saved some 🌲instead.

[MIT CSAIL @MIT_CSAIL]

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶 (credit @leeflower)

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

"Know thy farmer." One of the ten #portlandcommandments

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@SmithBHaley You are the bravest soul I know 😳 #shotfreesince1993

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

Currently discussing the requisites for an ugly sweater. "It's all about texture," says Dad, the authority on these things

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@nzglobicki I've never seen Sam and Emilio go this hard 😂

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@ColinDeaver Snow, the silent killer #buckleup

[Jarrell Root @El_Coco_Grande]

Coach Pete is like Mary Poppins, your glad to have had them, but when they leave... you understand. Coach Pete also travels by umbrella. :)

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

Congrats on winning the internet this week @PaulGerke and also life. Next year can ya be Ron Swanson? #killinitwithdatmustache

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@e_midd I'll let you know. I'm well into my third night by now so I should be reaping the benefits soon

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@vaughnv13 #thestruggleisreal

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

My weekend=walks with Monte #roommatebonding

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

Found some cheese in my purse that I was saving, so yeah, you could say I'm pretty stoked about how this Friday night is starting off

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

All I'm asking for is 60% effort, 4,000% of the time http://t.co/gGyFtFyZQa @ColinDeaver

[Jessica Fix @fixation77]

@masoninmobili #jofferyswag 😂 This made my day