Daniel Leonard

Lit stud @BU_Tweets.
Animals & self in 20/21C lit.
Tennis, jazz, jokes.
Curator @3eanuts, handler @freddysetgo.
Ultrarunner, puppeteer, poet.
he/him

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@powerfulwizerd Parents who believe in Santa: Nice List, so Santa brings gifts; parents unsurprised
Parents who don't believe: Naughty List, so Santa doesn't visit; parents buy gifts themselves, no one surprised here either
(Nice child with Naughty parents: Santa lets parents provide the gifts)

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@martynwendell don't talk to me until I've had my Coffey

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In August I ran my fourth 100-miler, using it to steel myself for the final PhD push. With big runs, it's clear how far the finish line is (this many miles) and how to get there (take a step). The path to a dissertation was less clear. So it's that much sweeter to ring this bell.

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Please! Mr. Leonard was my father. Call me DOCTOR Leonard.
After 8+ years, many courses taken/taught, and a 380-page, 100K-word dissertation, I passed my dissertation defense. I'll graduate from Boston University with a PhD in English literature.
Will also answer to Dr. Lit Nerd.

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@meibot_ 🐨🔥

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@ipaddlearound in lieu of flowers lobby Herr's to add my ashes to a random batch of S&V

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@PBFcomics Daze with Frog and Toad

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I know her!!! https://t.co/zKykIl7KQ3

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become ungovernable

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@ae_stallings OED has it as both noun and adjective.

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@WB_Baskerville the difference is night and day

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@adorewordss arnold lobel

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@jpalone1 @keithdunn Extremely unlikely anyone will even be allowed out on loop 4. The person with the best chance at it, Tomokazu Ihara, would need to finish loop 3 two hours faster than his loop 2.

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@martynwendell business-class air tickets or I walk (to the lecture hall)

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@dwaldenwrites I saved so much time to put toward self-reflection, setting healthy boundaries, and mindfulness

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@KatelynBeaty look beneath the floorboards
for the secrets I have hid

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@WriterLDavis "We get suckers like you to pay us to read your work so that our readers don't have to pay to read it, in the unlikely event that we publish it"