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fun in real life, funnier on twitter, funniest in my head

[fizz @fizzeree]

@emily_spanish00 youll do well young grasshopper

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

i know their a cappella cover of teenage dream goes crazy

[University of Cincinnati @uofcincy]

Welcome back, @tkelce & @JasonKelce‼️🐾 #NewHeightsCincy

[fizz @fizzeree]

im ready for 2013 fashion to make its comeback im really itching to wear some loud patterns and neon florals

[fizz @fizzeree]

@emily_spanish00 bro please this is what your drafts are for

[fizz @fizzeree]

iron claw was really good because i thought about mental health and also want to do push ups

[fizz @fizzeree]

22 years old still not sure what grey poupon is for

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

hey check out this new character i came up with

[eFranks @Efrankart12]

New Year, New Me

[pj @pjayevans]

Yoo what’s up bro. Havent seen you since barbenheimer How are you

[fizz @fizzeree]

intellectuals wear pajamas to bed
amateurs wear pjs to bed
i wear jammies to bed

[fizz @fizzeree]

where does this rank on the dumbest shit ive ever said

[fizz @fizzeree]

i think jojo siwa is just as good if not better than taylor swift

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Table next to me is getting their fajitas

[fizz @fizzeree]

i constantly think about how there were enough willing participants to contribute to 5,545 episodes of maury

[fizz @fizzeree]

i think i blackout every time i tweet i just got a notification someone liked my tweet and ive never read that in my life

[fizz @fizzeree]

@Bitmoji drop the holiday fits i look like scrooge

[fizz @fizzeree]

no one works harder than state farms marketing team i dont even remember who else sells home and auto insurance anymore because jake and his 15,000 celebrity endorsements brainwashed me

[fizz @fizzeree]

do you think jeff probst and phil koeghan are friends

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Interviewer: any questions for me?
Me: are you mad at me