fizz💖

head empty!

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m horrifically unlovable in a way no one has ever seen before. Like in a really cutting edge way.

[SHRIEK @deadMansShriek]

I'm genuinely doomed and that's ok. It's good, even.

[latke @latkedelrey]

there are times where you can’t let yourself listen to fleetwood mac or bad things will happen inside of your mind

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I didn’t respect authority figures

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

i’ll be exhibiting signs of severe depression + isolation and everyone i know will be like wow she’s clearly a cunt

[will @w1lld0mk3]

Dumped entire contents of one tote into a different tote

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

all girl want is... wear big shirt no pant... eat snack... have kiss...

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday

[may ✚ @redxhotline]

Americans planning a trip:

Okay lets go to london and act like its our first day on earth and also walk really slowly down oxford street in big groups

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

Looking at old photos of myself like I’m my dead wife

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

[Weirdly Wired @6drinkamy_]

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

i think it is important to go clinically insane briefly in ur 20s

[“paula” @paularambles]

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps

[Sam @SammySwoosh]

Staying alive because I still have so many movies to see

[kama from idolmaster sidem @ciaokama]

i actually think its very easy to not use chatgpt like all you have to do is not use it