How to really enjoy the rain:
1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Mutter βlook at that rainβ, βitβs really coming down nowβ or βthe garden needs itβ
5. Say βgood job we got the cushions/washing inβ
6. Eat all the biscuits
I donβt think that the UK gov have actually considered how this βlockdown' affects the disabled - if mobile beauticians are still not allowed to work, not all of us are able to use the facilities at a salon! #covid19
Questions Brits love:
You in the queue?
Tea?
Good drive?
What route you taking?
Raining where you are?
Shall we do it another time?
Howβs that dog of yours?
Which bin is it tomorrow?
Town busy?
Serious?
You on your way?
Good night in the end?
Does it come with chips?
Alright?