Sweet cheeks

Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream... Married

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Andrella @___andrella__]

If you don’t want to watch Asian dramas from KDrama to CDramas to Thai or Japanese anime, it’s fine.
But, you don’t have to come out every eke market day to lament on how much you can’t watch kdramas because you find it cringe.

We have heard, please, please.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Mexico won, that means South Korea must finish up South Africa to qualify for the next round. It’s gonna be easy cos they originally don’t mind Asians taking their jobs.

[Sylvia Nenye. @Sylvianenyee]

It is begging.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

First , they said that your wife is not your family .

We swallowed it .

They now said that if your wife is in labour and your friend gets shot and has already been rushed to the hospital, that you should leave your wife and go be with your friend that was shot coz childbirth is not a death sentence.

We use am rub body .

Now, these same people are telling us that a wife is a SQUATTER in a house that she occupies with her husband.

Do you people know that it’s okay to be gay ? Even though I don’t think you deserve love in any form .

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

White people are so nasty!!!

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

That's one thing i hate about government transition in Nigeria. There's no continuity, maintenance or improvement. Just retrogression.

Fashola successfully solved this issue of waste management.

I remember PSP used to come twice a week + Thursday sanitation.

[AyStanx @Aystanx]

Remember in Uni, one of our coursemates had asthma attack from changing exam halls about 4 times under hot sun, we all stood and said if she's not fit to write, then no one is writing that exam that day. Some fools went inside hall to start oo, na me go pursue all of them. 😂😂

[Doctor X @doctorxisme]

I never thought for once, the B in B lunch stands for Balogun

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Bring back tufiakwa

[chucklefuck @fallout3yaoi]

everyone going home sober

[💕Asiya 💕 @agirlinlaw]

Having worked in both the Abuja and Lagos branches of my firm, I have to say it again: the work ethic in Lagos is unmatched.

The pace, the sense of urgency, the learning curve, and the volume of transactions you get to work on….it’s just different.

[🇫🇷🇦🇺🇧🇦🇪🇬🇹🇷🇩🇿🇸🇳🇨🇩🇮🇷🇮🇶🇨🇮 @jyotilovebot]

OHOHOHOHOHO

[Kay @KaylarWill]

They’re avoiding that future class action when we’re all yelling “HUH???” at 55

[𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑒 🕊️ @ayoBDB]

it's called structural adjustment program. created mass poverty in the 80s/90s and that eventually led to the mass adoption of evangelical christianity (and the islamic equivalent).

[Jaiye @slimsuki_]

They’re quoting this with “why didn’t she go to the rest room”

Nawa😂😂😂

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

While men slept, Canada took Qatar's life 💔

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

Quebec alone is bigger than France, Germany and Spain combined.

If you're aboard Ethiopian Airways frm Toronto direct to Addis Ababa, the plane needs 4hrs 30 min just to cross Quebec. province.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

Nigeria's foreign reserves have supposedly increased to a staggering $51 billion, marking the highest level the country has seen in 17 years.
Unfortunately, this heavily publicized macroeconomic achievement is not something that ordinary Nigerians should be celebrating or congratulating the government over.

This is because a massive, tragic number of local businesses, and independent factories were brutally sacrificed on the altar of the Tinubu Administration's economic policies to make this statistical illusion a physical possibility.
The hard truth is that even though Nigeria's foreign reserves have technically increased from $35 billion in 2022 (under Muhammadu Buhari's administration) up to $51 billion in 2026 (under Tinubu's administration), almost all of this newly added cash came directly from foreign speculators.

To clearly understand this financial scam, you have to remember that when Tinubu first came to power, the base interest rate (the annual profit you expect to make when you buy Treasury Bills or government bonds from the Central Bank) was sitting at roughly 11%. But the very second Tinubu captured power, he aggressively hiked this interest rate to an unprecedented, jaw-dropping 27%.
For relative context, the standard interest rate in the United States is hovering at only about 4 percent. So, obviously, this astronomical increase was strictly done to entice, lure, and practically beg wealthy European bondholders, Wall Street hedge funds, offshore currency speculators, and international capital flight managers to come dump their volatile dollars into Nigeria. While this influx of dollar speculative investment temporarily inflated the Central Bank's reserves, this is nothing but dangerous and highly unstable "hot money."
In 1-3 years, these short-term bonds will inevitably mature, and these offshore investors will aggressively demand their principal and their massive 27 percent interest back, which will rapidly deplete and empty the national reserves even further.

But this is not the only devastating problem. This desperate policy has also violently forced commercial banks to aggressively increase their own lending rates even higher, with many banks now charging local businesses a crippling 35 percent to 40 percent interest on basic business loans. This predatory banking environment has effectively forced countless local businesses, agricultural enterprises, and manufacturing firms to completely collapse. Since many of these struggling businesses depend heavily on short-term bank loans to pay salaries, purchase raw materials, fund daily operations, and maintain their supply chains, there is mathematically no way they can afford to pay these extortionate interest rates to the banks while still maintaining basic operational profitability.

This ridiculously high interest rate, when aggressively added to the painful, continuous removal of petrol and electricity subsidies, has indeed succeeded in artificially inflating Nigeria's foreign reserves to impress Western creditors. But in the exact same breath, it has violently pushed tens of millions of ordinary Nigerians into extreme, multidimensional poverty, skyrocketed the cost of basic food, completely crumbled local industries, and transformed the entire country into an economic wasteland just to make the Central Bank's balance sheet look pretty to the IMF.