I eat dirt

99.9% human I mainly just comment, not too many posts

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@ApexSeeker_ Tater tot casserole

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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY I forgot I didn’t post on Twitter cause I was spending time watching fireworks and comforting my dogs lol

But I hope you all had a good Independence Day 😃🇺🇸

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@onepiecedaiIys I honestly don’t know a lot about law, he seems cool though

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@mikuneki Nah

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@NicoRobin_XYZ Kermit the frog

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@FlorkOfCows “Did you do it?”

“Yes”

“What did it cost?”

“A lot of money man, billboards are expensive”

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@ApexSeeker_ Two words: free refills

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THIS this is why I’m glad people are coming to America. We have a lot of things that other countries don’t have

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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Twitter is where I go to watch people argue and be racist, This app is purely on my phone for brainrot purposes

Anyway happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

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@FortIS_55 Then suffer, I don’t know what to tell you man

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My favorite part of all of this is how many people thought this was a woman

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

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@yag @RockstarGames Skittles :)

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Happy Juneteenth!

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@ImBanton_ Boobies

Cookies+boob=boobies

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@IvystormVt_ Just laying down after being really tired, for some reason that usually makes me really horny

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@wegrospiritual @BaltimoreBelle @cherryvelora You honestly have a point any way you look at it, either she’s sexualizing herself and criticizing someone who is sexualizing a woman which is hypocritical OR she’s sexualizing herself, complaining about men sexualizing women, and adding to the problem

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@wegrospiritual @cherryvelora Omfg, and SHE’S bitching about sexualization?

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@NAnonimnyy42394 @DreamLeaf5 Uh…alright? I take age as a factor