Reuben James

Cricket, The Posh and James make me tick. As well as booze.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@strategywoman Can Victory eat raw meat? My cat is 22 years old and I now cut up Lamb or Beef into tiny pieces for her to eat.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Whoever came up with this deserves a standing ovation. 😂😂😂
“Stop the bungs” with Count Binface standing on the beach while Nigel Farage rows away in a boat full of cash… satire doesn’t get much better than this.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power.

Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage.

{satire}

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@ASICSUK Do you have a trail running shoe in 2E width?

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@CasualSaturdays Dagenham away FA Cup 1984 #pufc

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@ntfc Why was it rejected 🤷🏼‍♂️ #pufc

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@LukePollard How many houses have been built under Labour?

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@LukePollard I can already see division and decline with Labour.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives In 14 years the population might have forgotten about your 14 years in office.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives 14 Years 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives 14 Years

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@triggeryeknot @NickBuckleyMBE Absolutely spot on.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives She wouldn’t be the Chancellor if your 14 years hadn’t been such a disaster.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives You didn’t have much credibility before this post.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives How dare you write this, 14 years!!!! The reason you were annihilated at the last election was because of this.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Conservatives Not very good at Social Media are you? Every comment just makes people resent you more.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@bt_uk I have already tried to contact them. I was on the phone for over an hour, I was passed to 3 departments, all needing the full story and ID verification. I then received a voicemail which is impossible to understand!!!!! A total nightmare for which I don’t have the time!!!

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@bt_uk I have to say that I am appalled and shocked at the poor service I have received having signed up 2 business addresses to superfast broadband. Neither have been completed and trying to get an answer is virtually impossible.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@Kevos1 @MartinSLewis Is this because they have the least amount of economically inactive inhabitants?

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

@jontystephens To be fair, we are a long way from being a Championship club at the moment, we have the youngest squad in the entire football league I believe. We are second to none at this level for spotting and nurturing talent but can’t afford to keep them. Good luck next season.

[Reuben James @fjsteward]

The noise from the Birmingham fans before the game today was immense. Then like their team, they bottled it !!!
#pufc #bcfc #Birmingham