dan going from religiously straightening his hair and avoiding being near humidity just so that his hair doesn’t curl to then finally embracing the curls to now hoping that if him and phil were to hypothetically have a baby it would have his curly hair ☹️
"my body is cellularly disassembling itself every week that i spend with you sat in this inflatable chair"
"are these your marriage vows when we become dan and phil aquaphor"
also that moment where phil was talking about his 'glowing crotch' sitting legs open pussy facing the world I was on the clock doing calls. imagine how that was going for me
He's doing everything possible to keep his babies, his family safe warm and fed. They depend on everyone lending what they can so they can afford anything.