No1 Aquarium Guy

the anemone of my anemone is my friend

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

As part of my ongoing battle with facial recognition technology: I am deliberatley forgetting my own face

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

follow for extremely low quality content and I'll follow your for the same
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Not now babe! I'm wandering the halls of my mind McMansion

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

shipping ppl but as a fellowship

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

crazy to think the first time a man will receive flowers and have them fight to the death in the great colosseum for the entertainment of the masses is at his funeral :(

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

the pianos yearn for the fire

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@BoyleSports Get off my feed you soulless addiction peddling parasites

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

crazy to think I'm already old enough to be a matriarch of my own orca pod

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

I can't handle spicy food bc it makes me dream and when I dream I dream of home

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

even a small amount of blue light at night time can trick your brain into thinking it's alive

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

@LexoLuthoro b̶l̶o̶o̶d̶ b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ herpes hombres

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

49% people are less intelligent than average but is that good or bad like how intelligent is 50 intelligents

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

i have created jurassic park but i can only make jurassic worms it's just as good as a dinosaur don't be a snob about it do you have any idea how hard it is to bring back an ancient worm

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

i just know there are more animals out there i can teach how to use money and get hooked on cigarettes

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

i need a television show where judges are judged on their ability to judge, like "Gordon you're obviously a very good chef but your demeanour is just too grumpy, you're not going thru I'm sorry"

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

bc of maths if you live in a planet that's twice as big the sky actually look four times bigger

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

starting a new diet called Kipo. It's where you can eat anything you want as long as it gives you kidney problems

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

Semester 1, Year 2 of clown college: turning your cancellation into a Netflix special

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

The only way they could make this worse is if the small council meetings were on zoom

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

Christ another hour of small council meetings how can a show about dragons be so boring

[No1 Aquarium Guy @fkpigg1]

[first date] so.. what kind of things do you mourn?