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“Hey, you know what I was thinking about the other day? You kinda look like that Kristen Bell.” -my Dad just now.

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@andrewjlovesyou @DiscussingFilm he has never told a lie.

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Me in my 20s: I dont want to be on medication, what if it dulls my *sparkle*
Me in my 30s: If I don't take my lexapro before 10am at the latest, I will lose the will to live

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I would love to go to sleep but I simply CANNOT until I figure out if this girl I barely know got divorced or not

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Joey, 5 minutes into The Glass Onion: is that Liam Neeson?

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it's that time of year again, where churches spend insane amounts of money on christmas productions, instead of using untaxed funds to do literally anything else that benefits humanity!!! merry christmas, also TAX CHURCHES 2023!!!

[kim @bajablast_babe]

this is HISTORY

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i am treated better working at a heavy metal bar than i ever was at a craft brewery, run by six christians.

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happy monday to everyone but my soulmate, who woke me up by asking for my email address bc he wanted to make me the beneficiary on his life insurance

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every woman on love is blind: i am so happy i fell in love with my best friend
every man: thank god i'm physically attracted to her

[gill @contactabrother]

eating soup like the little slut i am

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@jessofthegarden you look radiant.

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

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the coolest part about living in chicago is getting to have friends visit me. see you in a few hours, @haibrittani !!

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@That1teddygirl the heart on billy's suit 🥲

[worm @somethinglovely]

goodnight

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@andrewjlovesyou i feel like such a millennial saying this, but beer was created to make holidays easier.