Fritz De Flaps

Small mouth big dreams

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Rigatoni is short for Rigorous Anthony

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Michael Finnegan been very quiet since that thing with the wind

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Depeche Chode

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Discretion is in the eye of the wielder

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Cataract Engorged

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Three point twinkage

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Hello everyone no fizzy drink for me today

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@thunkened Are his nipples still as small as they used to be or have they grown to standard proportions

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Thick Jagger

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

what if I am here to fuck spiders

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@thunkened Doubt

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You can lead a horse to sauce

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Kung Fu is for sluts

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Yet another piece of footwear that sounds like fucking when you run

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If I could save $400 bucks by thinking about my bum instead of buying a bag I think I'd have figured that out by now

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Ain't nobody ever escaped anything wearing footwear that sounds like fucking when you run

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When will we stop looking for people to participate in a huge book exchange

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Male Pattern Loneliness

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Cher removal cream

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Big Brett Energy

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Frederick Once More