things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one

a collection of thunken thoughts

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

tweet like nobody is watching

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

it would be an honour to be laid out by that lasagne

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I’m a bit worried about the bonsai trees

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

so where are all of these chickens

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

you can fit a lot in a dishwasher if you just really try

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I could not have predicted being this invested in a perpetual stew

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

how many ship containers can the biggest container ship ship

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I never go anywhere without my xanthan gum

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I can’t trust your advice if you keep wearing those shoes

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

where are all these vitamins disappearing to

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

ultimately it is my parents digital footprint that keeps me up at night

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I can’t release my fascia but at least I can have a cigarette

[Peter File @BADGIRLVIVI3]

I can resist everything except temptation

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

the mere thought of having to work tomorrow makes me feel like a caged animal

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

feeling something

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

is there anybody out there

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

give up the deli ham and just have a cigarette ffs

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I just don’t think my instagram is giving fuck me energy

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

rawdogging the balcony as an experiment

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

I don’t need a cat

[things i would say to my dictaphone if i had one @thunkened]

do not look at me through a telescope, please