sumbodys husband

i like playing devils advocate

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that every news outlet is like...."We'll break down how Trump's $5,000 voting payout would work" as opposed to "THE 34 TIME CONVICTED FELON, DONALD TRUMP FLOATS ILLEGAL $5,000 BRIBE TO VOTERS" is a huge part as to why we're here.

[Ramstein @Ramsteinrig]

@DemzDeliver

[Turd Ferguson @69420yourmother]

My girl is getting a lab grown diamond whether she likes it or not I do not give a fuck

[Cartier Chilly @OGChilly87]

Being a black man in America is some wild shit...

Bitch kill 3 babies and they bring up how much you owe in rent

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Who bigger than a nigga that dropped 60 on 11 dribbles ? Lol.

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[The Old Narrator @TheOldNarrator]

@Complex fixed that for ya

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[nier gestarte tatin 🍎 @Arty_Nah]

i don't really understand Apple's sales tactics here like who is going to buy this new iPhone? leftists won't buy the phone because of israeli chips and republicans won't want it because the model is 18 now so i just don't understand who the target audience is?

[⢏⢢⣀⡔⡹ @angelgirlisagun]

apple music animated covers

[₊* 🩰venus ཻུ۪۪♡.*₊ @biitemyhip]

i thought pinkpantheress turned the heat up on you hoes

[Wrench7 @TheBorg00]

So she is a serial rapist but the media won't admit it because it's a woman

[Jakuri | #Tenoi @Jakuri_0]

Saw this get deleted in REAL TIME LMFAOO 😭😭😭😭😭

[۪ @sserendipyt]

as funny as the kirk memes are, the fact that we stopped hearing about his killer once we found out he was white speaks volumes. if he were black, we’d still be seeing his face everywhere. no black person would’ve been allowed to forget him. that’s painful to think about.

[Jason Duval gta @JASON_DUVAL_VI]

And... It's not... AI....

Just good old photoshop....

Oh my god...

[BOND ✭ @ballhardsam]

It’s crazy that you can literally just do whatever you want LMAO

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear America,

They're already in office. If they wanted to give you $5K, they would have already done it.

Do not be dumb, again.

[Toni Childs @Vitaminndeee]

I’m getting tired of Megan The Stallion always playing victim. Cus wym you always felt on edge dating Klay Thompson? Didn’t she say he was the nicest man she’s ever dated? This woman has yet to take any accountability for her love life.

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

Out of all the shit that is never ever happening, this shit is never ever happening the most.