Tom Flading

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims

Jeff Foxworthy writes.......

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.

[Tom Flading @flading_tom]

@dosleprechauns @jakeryan2112 West Virginia

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@Badhombre She lookin ruff

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@ClayTravis He don't hide it. Shave those armpits

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@ConstitustionX Big a

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@mazemoore @chucktodd Ironic

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@__0HOUR1_ Nasty

[DNI Pulte @DNIPulte]

News forthcoming in the morning

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@Howling_Nigger His mom is a freak

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@WarClandestine I'm about ready to pop a nut

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@alexdatig That's more than I make in a year!

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@Oklahoma_Brave My pap was born a full blooded Blackfoot

[Tom Flading @flading_tom]

@kilmeade Looks like the singer Meatloaf

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

Below is a list of people that did not receive AID from the American taxpayers.

1. Americans

[SHAY ✨🇺🇸✨ @Shaykay1717]

Meme win of the day !

[Hatton, America is back @jnottah]

This saddens my heart 💔 knowing we had such a corrupt administration under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, who put illegal invaders above American citizens lives.

[Tom Flading @flading_tom]

@NYCMayor Let's talk about a full fledged Commie

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Remember when Fauci got owned by a guy on a porch?

[Tom Flading @flading_tom]

@RepFine Let's clean it up Rand

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

"Remember, there's not a single voting system used in America today that is not manufactured in whole or in part from China." - Cleta Mitchell

Dominion, ES&S, and Hart InterCivic all admitted in court that their machines have parts from China, including 3G/4G wireless modems, but lied under oath about internet connections and remote wireless access.

CISA and DHS require immediate legal intervention if vulnerabilities are found in our voting machines, which CISA and our intelligence agencies did know about and find well before the 2020 election, but looked the other way and certified the machines anyway. This wasn't by accident.

Dominion was also found to be remotely accessing machines, off-site, during the 2020 election. Incoming and outgoing data was being sent to China, and Iran, Serbia, and Germany also gained access as well. This is only the tip of the iceberg.