Jortmedown

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Only during MACtion will you see a penalty for fake goal posts

[Duke Pinstripes @ElbosFromDuke]

@GinoHard_ It’s almost like @flagoat1 was saying this. Stay classy Canada

[Blue-Orange Gator @BlueOrangeG8tor]

BCS Bowl games along with meaningful conference championships is 100x better than whatever this current system is. Those games used to mean something. The regular season used to mean something. The sport is less competitive now than it was 15 years ago

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

They killed bowl games, regional conferences that are a reasonable size, conference championships, and a lot of the regular season value of the sport so they could shift everything to a 24 team invitational where a 3 or 4 loss team can potentially get hot at the right time and win all for the sake of the almighty dollar. The people who run this sport don’t care about anything other than money.

[PanthersBender🏆🏆 @Bobby_Dangles10]

No bitching or complaining, accepting the game for what it is, if only sissy ass NHL fans could follow

[Jortmedown @flagoat1]

@TheSurgeCast @Fanatics Let me buy these off you!

[Jortmedown @flagoat1]

@TheSurgeCast @Fanatics Will buy it off you if you don’t want it

[Jortmedown @flagoat1]

@NHLJets HOLY MACROONS what a play!

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in

[Jortmedown @flagoat1]

Dolphins game didn’t turn out how we wanted but thank God for @hen_ease bringing so much joy to Millie Rock.

Really turned our day around! @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme

Link here to purchase

https://t.co/38AJqkBnDs

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

I’m never deleting twitter 😭😭 yall gonna have to pry this app from my cold dead hands

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tim Tebow:

-jacked
-wife is 2017 Miss Universe
-benched 225lbs 32 times as a Freshman
-hates condoms
-Heisman Trophy winner
-2 National Championships
-spends his free time hunting child predators
-given 10,000 special needs kids the best day of their life
-great at being serious but you can tell he’s a blast to drink beer with at a wedding
-greatest College Football player of all-time

Superman has a poster of Tim Tebow in his bedroom.

If you’re not a fan of Tim Tebow you’re not a fan of life.

[marcus @DrPepper21MD]

if you’re a gator who sold your tickets to UGA fans, when we gain power, we will staple your nutsack to the walls of the swamp

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Hockey Canada pretending to be a moral beacon is absolutely hilarious. Just went through one of the biggest scandals in hockey history and here they are trying to preach to the people.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.

We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.

This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

[Jacob @ PantherPourri, @FlaHockeyNow Podcast @PTPJacob]

Oh wow I didn’t know Kucherov was on the gold medal USA team

[Jortmedown @flagoat1]

@DumpThePucks Florida is a top destination for Nikita Kucherov and may land him… 👀🔥

- We almost acquired him in 2019
- Cats are favorites for the cup
- Florida has 2 Russians on the roster
- Can advertise playing Barkov’s wing

NHL version of the Showtime Lakers ⭐️

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Nikita Kucherov reportedly turned down a four-year, $15M AAV offer from the Lightning, per @TheFourthPeriod 😳

That offer was $5.8M per year below the NHL’s current maximum AAV.

[ً @kIapanen]

dylan larkin watching nikita kucherov ask for a trade