Flagrant Desk

Welcome to Flagrant Desk. Basketball satire for fans who enjoy the game and everything ridiculous around it. 🏀

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@Ballislife @Bucks TJ Ford’s 2003 shorts had enough fabric to become assistant coach in 2026.

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@Ballislife @GilsArenaShow Adam Silver schedules meetings. David Stern arranged sit-downs.

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Steven Adams Identifies GTA as Greatest Threat to NBA Productivity Since Load Management
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@TheDunkCentral SOURCES: Sengun Confirms Rockets Beat Lakers in Every Statistic, Forgot to Beat the Lakers

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@Timberwolves @anthonyedwards @MELOD1P This might be the most “just let them cook” backcourt imaginable

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@NBA This might be the most “just let them cook” backcourt imaginable

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@Fullcourtpass @Scalabrine @SiriusXMNBA SOURCES: Joe Mazzulla Spends Summer With Michael Jordan, Returns Somehow More Joe Mazzulla

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@NBAMemes SOURCES: SGA Goes From Buzz Cut to Braids in Two Months After Sam Presti Acquires Three Future Inches of Hair

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@TheHoopCentral @ShamsCharania The Clippers handled the research. The Raptors handled the $115 million.
shameless plug: https://t.co/B3R9DsZmIh

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@UnderdogNBA The Clippers did the due diligence. Toronto just signed the check.
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@barstoolsports The NBA thought load management was bad. Steven Adams has seen the future.
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@UnderdogNBA Steven Adams may have identified the first real threat to league-wide productivity.

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BREAKING: Raptors Commit $115 Million to Kawhi After Determining Clippers Already Completed Background Check
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@TheHoopCentral @ohnohedidnt24 SOURCES: Steven Adams Identifies GTA as Greatest Threat to NBA Productivity Since Load Management

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@LegionHoops Somewhere Jokic just looked up from a horse and felt absolutely nothing

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@UnderdogNBA BREAKING: Kawhi Returns to Raptors After Converting Clippers Era Into $115 Million Severance Package

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@TheHoopCentral @Timberwolves This might be the most “just let them cook” backcourt imaginable

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@TheDunkCentral @GormanChristoph Sources: Rockets Begin Annual Tradition of Looking Absolutely Terrifying Before Anyone Plays Basketball

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@LegionHoops @ohnohedidnt24 SOURCES: Steven Adams Identifies GTA as Greatest Threat to NBA Productivity Since Load Management

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@LegionHoops This might be the first relatable story ever told by someone making $48 million a year.