the door 🚪

i really like mothra

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

@ShinobuFTW Have you ever seen ponyo

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

Nahhhh Ponyo is the greatest movie of all time

[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

【= ❙ 𖥦 ❙ =】

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo (27.2B) knocks Chris Brown out of Spotify’s all-time Top 50 most-streamed artists.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday’s game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps, MLB issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated.

More details: https://t.co/7HLiCoQMC6

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

IMPORTANT

[Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc]

PANCAKE MINES was posted 19 YEARS AGO today by @RobertBenfer on @Newgrounds.

[bort @tacobort]

Oh okay wow yeah I see that now. And that’s your boob/boob(s). That’s very interesting

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

best movie of 2025

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just reunited with the incredible women of #IfIHadLegs. What a joy!

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

Happy birthday Workingman’s Dead!

[aidan @manfreakbeast]

Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

I’m actively avoiding finding out what his name is so it’s a surprise for me at the end, few episodes into season 3 rn

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Good pussy will have a mf laid up talking about "so what's mr big's real name"

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Super Mario underground theme) grogu nilla nummies

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Pilot of Knicks plane: "Tower for departure

(Knicks rowdy in background)

San Antonio Tower: "Tell those guys congratulations enjoy the moment"

Pilot: "Oh they're enjoying back there…

(More yelling)

Tower "Yeah I can hear em

Pilot "The plane's rockin, they're having a party

(Knicks loud)
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NY Tower: "Please let the guys know New York, LaGuardia tower, Kennedy tower, maybe even Newark tower, Westchester tower…congrats

Pilot "For sure. They finally settled down. Before that, pretty excited bunch

ATC: "I believe it…Go New York"

(🔉AviationCircle)

[MLB @MLB]

23 RUNS 🤯

A franchise-record-setting win for the @Rockies!

[the door 🚪 @flake_fish]

dude what?????

[Variety @Variety]

Oliver Tree, 'Alien Boy' and 'Life Goes On' Musician, Dies at 32 in Helicopter Crash https://t.co/awbtzXUuXX

[Knicks Fan TV 🏀🎥📺🏁 @KnicksFanTv]

The Knicks imitating the Madagascar seagulls 😂: "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike"