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[declan @flamertown]

As of today, March 13, 2021 I will no longer have straight friends. If we’re already friends and you’re straight you’re okay just know all straight people are on thin fuckin ice from here on out

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Weird way to commemorate Dick Cheney’s death, but credit where it’s due people have forgotten what he did.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

I’ve never once felt the need ro make a video explaining that I didn’t kill someone

Have you?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we?

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them.

Yes, really.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited.

He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know.

Yes, really.

He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

Yes, really.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?

That’s God at work, is it?
He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”?

The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman.

But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.”

Really?!?

That he was “chosen” by God himself.

Well, that’s straight up bullshit.

But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe.
Because the truth is that this was never about God.
These people don’t worship God.
They worship Trump.

[Anthony Cabassa @anthonycabassa]

I have never, in my 7 years of covering protests across the nation but especially Los Angeles, witnessed what I just saw right now. Journalists are puzzled as to what just happened.

[𝄂𝄃𝄀𝄀𝄁𝄂𝄃𝄂 ⎕ @tsleeplessnight]

tim i’m so fucking depressed

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Good news, Republicans— those jobs you wanted are available.

[LIL TAY @liltay]

In a world filled with rapists, misogynists, racists, abusers, thieves, murderers, bigots, pedophiles, kidnappers, terrorists, and human traffickers, it’s terrifying that transgender people are seen as the biggest threat.

[Grandzaddy Bri 👽 Smartistabeauty @BriHallOfficial]

Censorship on these apps has gotten so bad I had no idea there were global protests about our election happening

[gina🗝️ @DISEASED0LL]

no she just likes gay porn

[Luigi Mangione @PepMangione]

@minordissent Pretty huge Dick

https://t.co/GDcHq5Z299

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Raping, Stealing, Killing, and Ethnic Cleansing is not love.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

This is so Jackie and JFK coded

[declan @flamertown]

@gopuff i’m not sure why i continually have issues with lying about delivery times, having a hard time getting in contact with drivers and support and consistently having melted and non edible perishable food delivered. please do better

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rubbing one out before an assassination attempt is crazy

[VeeAyeElle @mylifewritten]

Soft launching death is insane.

[declan @flamertown]

@gopuff has some of the worst customer representatives I’ve ever encountered. I just wasted an hour of my life dealing with dismissive behavior lmao

[ed @asherw01fe]

She looks like if you hit her head with a spoon it’d sound like a gong

[declan @flamertown]

@gaydadsociety are you ok?