Strikes: suspended.
Democratic conferences: suspended.
Premier League: suspended.
Work and profits: ongoing.
Immigration raids: going ahead.
Evictions: happening.
Bills: being paid as normal.
See how this works?
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
@O2 I'm a loyal O2 customer but your "loyalty" department have been plaguing me with sales calls today! Not good enough! When I ask to be removed from the database the caller just hangs up! #spammysalescalls#dontbeaspammypammy
@brewersfayre terrible service at your barrow restaurant. Arrived to be told that despite booking a table, due to the fact they'd just taken a walk in of 20 people, we'd have an hour wait for our food! If we'd wanted to eat an hour later we would have booked our table 1hr later
Also trying to encourage/badger customers to take out more contracts, acrue additional debt during a cost of living crisis is not a good look. #DoBetter
Hereโs my MP @SimonFell who voted to allow water companies to dump raw sewage into our waterways, despite part of his constituency being in the Lake District National Park. Now Lake Windermere is dying. ๐ข
Breaking news: Met Police to advise women in London to carry loudspeakers with them at night because itโs the only way that 8 police officers will turn up all at once.