maddie

easily distracted by others

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Would you trust him to aid you?

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i get served a bucket of fries like this and you’re gunna have to pull me away like a horse from a trough

[eryn @eryn_27]

got that cptsd (crazy pussy tightness disorder)

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I'm going to say this the gentlest way I know how

Some of you are very stupid and should be embarrassed by your opinions

[The Will is my Sheppard @Ferd_Turgeson]

Thankful to have functioning eyes, and a working brain bereft of cult indoctrination, and cognitive dissonance.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

George Orwell, 1984

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Imagine being so propagandized that you think it’s a bad thing to provide children with food at a place they’re legally obligated to be 8 hours a day

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[໊ @buffys]

happy halloween

[bug girl @buggirl]

crazy how everything doesn’t have to be horrible and evil but a few dudes were like well yeah it does actually and so it is

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

So JD Vance thinks if you point out that Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist bigot you should be fired from your job but if you’re a 25 to 30-something Young Republican who praises Hitler and rape and uses the n word repeatedly you’re “just a kid” and should be forgiven. Got it

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

It’s crazy how Donald Trump wasn’t responsible for Jan 6th but Democrats are supposed to be responsible about what happened to Charlie Kirk