cosmo’s moon

I’ve only been alive for like 5 or 6 years. hire me | he/him

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Everyone’s always reheating someone else’s nachos, when will someone finally make some fresh nachos from scratch?

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

@boranaxo No money for dunkies

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Everybody show me your summer bucket list 2023

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

New York shit 🤦‍♀️

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Get that bread (the body of christ)

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Michael Bub(s)lé

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Packed in like sardines on the L train, patiently waiting to dissolve

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

@drahveen coke coke

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British people love their tuhbs o’ mint choc chehp

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Giving my fingers mullets by cutting just the sides off of the nails and leaving the middle

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Being 24*: “welcome to your mid twenties!”

You’re right, they are mid

*I am 23

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Im a linty person. I make so much lint. Huge piles. If you see me on the street you can be sure that my dryer is busting with lint

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Hungover

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

I’m pro breastfeeding in public (btw I’m really horny)

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

He’s a 10 but he’s Otto the minion

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

“Mini Boss” is the new “I love you”

[Eddie Vedder’s vocal coach @perfectyeast]

Can’t wait to try the new Gru burger made of minion meat

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

@desivirgil for future reference though! If you needed to know

[cosmo’s moon @flank3y]

Me at 12:00 AM April 2nd: I am legally required to stop kidding around