blondebimboy

[evie 🐾 @fettiwhiskers]

destroys me

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@suchnerve omg is that why i’ve been doing that?

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Honestly right now it’s this whole exchange

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

reposting my magnum opus for spirk day

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Once I was on the train and and I was sitting next to a pretty girl and there was some guy being really annoying with his phone. When he got off she looked at me and smiled and said “Ugh that dives me crazy”, and I said “A lot of things drive me crazy” and she laughed so I said “Loneliness can drive you crazy.” And I thought she didn’t hear me so I repeated it but I realized she was only pretending not to hear and was visibly uncomfortable

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@ursecretkitten1 they’re like snowflakes

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[Vivian @suchnerve]

99% of self deprecators stop hating themselves right before it magically turns them into someone lovable

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@TheBigVacuum97 @Spaceman_Kyle your point is flawed and so is your soul

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@ItsAndyRyan they don’t show alex in the corner dictating to him

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@suchnerve can you do the mouth click?

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@babyprincederek i’ll pass on the message

[daemon flopfyre 🚬 @sm0kemoore]

robert: bro
ned: im not transitioning
robert: i wasnt even gonna ask that this time

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@shoegazepenis i’m a virgo and no comment

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@transMossy i’m hungry

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[blondebimboy @flappyknockers]

@BluerRazz62 there was a third option

[Jacob @kingsmillirving]

Insanely bold recast for Amy