flashy1ights

It’s exhausting being right

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

Oh my god can everyone just like relax

[That’s Baseball, Suzyn @Thats_BB_Suzyn]

Joe Torre sitting inches from the Yankees dugout, fantasizing that he’s manager again.

Us too, legend. Us too.

[trin @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[. @mithkii]

I love when a man gives up on me so I can focus on feeling weird in my room

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We know a lot is going on right now, but we just realized that:

cabinet/board/panel = things made
of wood

cabinet/board/panel = terms for organizations

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

They legit called it a small aircraft also

[Maverick Mindset @MichiganCharts]

@aviationbrk That is exactly how I pictured 9/11 when I heard about it, driving to work.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

@dani_giardina I was like you can do what with what

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

This is where my pyromania started

[ MC3801 Productions 🚂 @3801Productions]

Buzz and Woody flying in the first Toy Story movie still remains one of the greatest moments in all of cinema. Such an iconic and magical scene! 🎬

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

If marshawn lynch sold tickets to do side quests with him I swear to gawd id be ON THAT LINE

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

asked this guy on a dating app what he did today and his response was "had sex and chilled lol"

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

I lowkey desperately need to know who their wedding planner is

[TMZ @TMZ]

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Holding Small Gathering at MSG Day Before 1,000-Person Event https://t.co/wXCLkllpV7

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bringing a white girl a $9 coffee is a sign of great respect in their culture.

[flashy1ights @flashy1ights]

Hate how true this is

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Whether we like it or not he is the closest thing we have to a modern day Truman Capote

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Guy next to me on the subway has a paper notepad with what looks like a to-do list on it and number one in big capital letters is “DIVORCE”

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are