Flatlander Woman

The anonymous gangbanger of the 21st century.

[Spineless Kiyy 🥶 @KiyyDumb]

Son 😭

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@gruntdotapi because it would demonstrate plainly how stupid this whole thing is.

comparing the remake to a game which itself was a visual remake, in addition to comparing it to the original.

would put on full display how creatively bankrupt the company is.

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

"don't worry, this thing isn't that interesting and you don't need to buy it"

who is running their marketing team???

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Ubisoft has responded to the backlash over Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced's paid DLC and microtransactions they say players don't need to buy them

The company says all of the extra content is optional and that players can enjoy the full game without spending more money.
According to Ubisoft, the store is only there for people who want extra cosmetics and other optional items.

``the standard edition is the full, complete experience.´´

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

Spider-Man shit

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: Man Jumps From Fourth-Floor Window While Trying to Flee NYPD Pursuit

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@clappingnappin @HaloBoxStudios you ain't kidding

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@Anhxll_ @why_xbox me when i don't know what retro-futurism is

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@oprktr you now what, fuck you *unbullpups your WA2000*

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

we wouldn't want our animals killed in a slightly different barbaric way would we

[The British Patriots @TheBritLad]

🚨NEWS: Aldi has confirmed it does not sell halal meat and only sources from farms that stun animals before slaughter.

The statement follows public outrage and boycott threats on social media demanding clarification.

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@yay_kill @logorn_gadum "or your[sic] playing on Legendary"

so... they aren't good? Does Legendary just not count??

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@wulfeart that elite has like 3 different voices lmao. what a mess

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@logorn_gadum I'm also not a fan of warthog runs for this reason, but at least with those there's an actual race track rather than a big empty space lol

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@logorn_gadum me neither. The draw of Halo's vehicle combat is that it's mixed in with on foot stuff. The best vehicle sections are the ones where you can get in and out, swap round/board different vehicles

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@spidergrayy @PAYDAYGame different devs you tard

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

"INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS PUSHING THE LIMITS OF TECHNOLOGY WITH UNPRECEDENTED ATTENTION TO DETAIL" is what someone who has never played anything besides R* games would say

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

OH NO THE MOST EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED FROM A DEVELOPER THAT IS KNOWN TO ONLY MAKE INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS PUSHING THE LIMITS OF TECHNOLOGY WITH UNPRECEDENTED ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT I WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PLAY FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS COSTS 20 DOLLARS MORE

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@logorn_gadum there's also the new testament (I have no idea what's different) https://t.co/WUm7E58mts

there's loads of maps like these. SP maps in MP and vice versa. too bad we won't be able to relive that in the remake

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@NihlusK @Teapo64 @blacknredtext glad you realised haha. Although there is a mod to skip it in DC now https://t.co/vdxkFk2e54

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

Also, any game that had map packs. Splitting the player pool just made matchmaking worse, whether you own the maps or not

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

Deus Ex HR's preorder "DLCs" completely fucked the balancing. Director's Cut keeping them in (minus the 10k credits) wasn't so bad, but making Missing Link mandatory was frankly even worse. Similar case for MD

The entirety of Payday 2 post 2015/16-ish

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

>adds DRM

[Flatlander Woman @flatlanderwoman]

@NihlusK @Teapo64 @blacknredtext how?