Nick Flatt

Retired anaesthetist; the patients slept my way to the top.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I wonder what the odds of getting any charitable responses are on this platform? Probably not very high, but nothing ventured...

[Gift Aid available for UK tax payers]

https://t.co/lNb8AvByz2

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

It is not my #MyXAnniversary - I joined @Twitter 14 years ago and that’s what I (and millions of others), still call it!

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

She's a rabid socialist with an £1800 Gucci silk blouse.

It doesn't take them long to abandon their principles and bury their snouts in the trough does it.

[Mednomics @mednomics]

Ortho bro thinking on how to transfer the post op patient to internal med 👻

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😂

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@WallStreetMav Ditto Thanos, though he was far too conservative in culling only 50%…

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@drcrouchback Welcome to the last waiting list. I retired at 57, then just cancelled all my medical direct debits (including the @gmcuk), and ghosted the lot of them!

Don’t worry about those back-at-work dreams, they become less frequent after the first year…

[Brian Groom @GroomB]

Auchmithie Sunset, near Arbroath, painting by Deborah Phillips, Scottish artist.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

These laces were definitely made for me…
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Taking the glitter back from Gary!

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Always look both ways before punching someone in the face. You know, because of witnesses.

[Micki way @mickitiki]

I remember, do you? 😂

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

They should do underwater rodeos where you have to ride a shark for eight seconds.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@herprettybones Check for sand, that’s always a clue…

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I recall watching Children Of Men (2006) at the cinema and really enjoying it, but thinking the plot was a little too dystopian and unrealistic. Now I'm not so sure...

It was set in 2027.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@Igibah_ The best thing about it is not really trying to cure anyone…

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I'm stressed about relaxing wrong.

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

I am a slave to dopamine receptors, they are my master, I only exist to stimulate them. I can’t help that fact, because we have evolved to interact with each other…

~ dopamine

[Nitor @Nit0r]

Science can save your life.

[Cradle of Commons @CradleCommons]

@Keir_Starmer Badenoch vs Starmer. PMQs

[Nick Flatt @Flattliner]

@Scott__Cheggs Later...