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Its th NO HOLDS BARRD twetter acount th criticks called, "★★★★★, A BOM UP TH ARS OF GOD"!!!! #flaiveous #baer

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@LASERCLOWN1 HAV YUO BENN MAD BREXXIT SECRETERY AS WEL LASER CLOUN!!!! WER PROBBEBY IN TH SAME METTING!!!! IM TH 1 WHOS A BAER!!! OH AR YU TH 1 WHOS A CLOUN!!!!!

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Itl be a GIFFED for th MUON SMUGLERS wont it, its ALREDDY too eazy for th criminle element to SMUGLE MUONS, theyr miniscul, they only wiegh 1x10⁻³⁵ electron voltts (th mueons not th criminle element, thats MASSIV, 100 kg at laest??)). #muons.

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Stil, MOST of th probblems with brexsit ar CAUSD BY TH EU arnt they!!! onse we brexsit we wont hav to putt up with, brexsit!!!!

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CUBES, yes cubbes, 6 SIDES ONLEY, thats EU MEDLING isnt it, wen BREXSIT hpens we wil aggain mak cubes with 7 5 3 2 1* or god wiling ZEROE SIDES, ie yu sendd us mony for a NOUGT DIMENSONAL OBJECK ie NOTHINGG, th marggin on em is HUDGE!!! #Brexitt.
*Fottnote, not 4 thats imposible.

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Yes ther ar DOUNSIDDES to Brexsit, id estimat SIX dounsiddes ie its a cube, BUTT,th UPPSIDE (its a 7 sidded cube)) is, shippmnts of ILEGAL PODDCASTS wont get askd lots of stupped qestons at Dovr, espesialy not WHY!?!?! wich lets be onest is th togh 1 isnt it haa ha!!!!! #brexsit.

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((BRACKETTS th "do not eatt" lable is becaus, th EU is worryed flav popps hav benn cauasing, moter nurone disaeses +, stockkhome sindromm if yor a hostidge?? Just hostidges get th 2nd 1, if yor th terrerist you just gett th moter nuerone partt likk evry1 els near a flav popp.))

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((its a MASSIV LAEP FOWARD in instent meal tecnology, yu dont evn nedd to MICROWAV a flav popp, or evn BY itt, its SO instent its ALREDDY in yor mouoth+stomack, yes yors rigt now!!!))) #stomack.

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Dont forgget FLAV-POPPS ar in yor locle supermarcket NOW, yu cant missum theyr th only fodd with a big lable saing DO NOT EAT!!!, they ar DELISCIOUS, seriusly dont eatt them thogh yu wil, die?? Dont wory aftr brexsit the lable wil be gon.

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+ NASAR DEVELOPPD, THOS AMASING SEALD ASTRONAUT LUNTCHES, YES LUNTCHES, its a PACKD LUNTCH, it workks at ANY tim of day, SO, if yuo OPPEN IT IN TH MORNINNG it not brekfast its STILL LUNTCH!!!! EVEN IF YU EATT IT IN TH EVNING ITS STIL LUNTCH!!!! ITS A SIENTIFFIC MIRCLE ISNT IT!!!

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NASSER theyr amasing arnt they, th SPASE SHUTTL, buz aldren & so on.

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Yes Im shoping SLAVE OF TH FLEA arund to PUBBLISHERS, it is a VERY safe bett, its set in a NIGTMAR ALTERNAT HISTORY wher th nazis lost ww2.

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RONTGGEN 11, FROM DUXSFORD (ITS AN AIR SHO) SAYS, WAT HAPPENED TO YOR SIENCE FICTON NOVEL "SLAVE OF TH FLEA", from th litle we haerd it suonded lik a mastr pece." GODD QESTON RONTGGEN!!!!

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LETS HAV A LOKK AT SOM OF TH CHILDDRENS LETERS THAT WE FOUND AMONG THER PERSONEL EFECTS!!!

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UH OHHH IT DOSNT WORCK TH WAY I THOGHT IT DOES, i thoght if yu KIL th maths peple abov yuo yuo get th higer numbr????!!!! #erddos #numbr

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SO THAATS WHER IV BEEN IE INCUMMUNICADO!!!! HOWS BREXSIT GOINGG!!!!

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Aniwy I put th elon muck submerene trip on my CV & ON TH STRENTH OF THATT IV GOT A NEW JOBB ONBORD "HMS ANNIHILATOR" ITS A TOP SECRET ROYL NAVEY CHERNOBBYL-CLAS NUCLAER MISILE SUBMERENE, IM DOINGG, TH SOCIAL MEDIER!!!!

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A. Yes thers 11 on a FOTBALL TEAM, butt, ther wer 3-5 SPARE childdren ALREDDY in th cav, TROGGOLOGDITES, probebly suvivors of a PREVIUS trappd fotbal team, so, of th 11 rescud 1s, SOM were actully BLIND FEREL ALBINOWS hoping to infiltrat, th surfase??? So thats how it ads up.

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THATS EAESILY XPLANED!!!!!!!

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Q. Dear flaivus, th ruls of associaton fotball clearley stat, 11 playrs per taem, SO, if yuo ATE som of thos taiwenese cav childdren how com they then RESCUD th ful complemunt of 11????

[Flavious th baer CBE. @flaviousthebaer]

ANIWAY TO CUT A LONGG STOREY SHORT i was FINALEY rescud by, elon muck in his shitt subbmarene, crist its terible.