𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody )

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ can you feel me longing ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ for you, @__luxwrites ? ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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https://t.co/nBa8saGsem

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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ma managed to get you some of those o blood bags you like. she said she’s going to warm them up whenever we’re on the way. ”

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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“ your mother drilled me like a damn sergeant the whole meal, but hey, i survived, and so will you. they’re all very excited to meet you, so don’t sweat it, yeah?

he brings both of his hands to his lips, softly kissing his knuckles before he lets go.

“ come on, +

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[𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝗼𝘄𝗻 .ᐟ @HVRBOREDVNGER]

⠀⠀⠀ “Yeah. I’ve just got a lot
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⠀⠀⠀I know I’m going to get asked
⠀⠀⠀ a lot of questions and I
⠀⠀⠀ hate it.”

Seeing him eased him a bit and he stopped pacing.

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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toby lets out a sigh, pushing the door open to find him pacing the floor. he snatches the blood bag, tossing it into the waste bin.

“ you can’t drink yourself into a coma, jes. your mom would murder me if i let that happen… what’s wrong? nervous or something else? ”

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[𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝗼𝘄𝗻 .ᐟ @HVRBOREDVNGER]

Jesse was pacing back and forth in the bathroom, sucking down another blood bag. It was his tenth of the morning.

⠀⠀⠀ “You piss them off? I’m the one
⠀⠀⠀ that’s freaking out!”

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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knocking on the bedroom, trying to get @HVRBOREDVNGER’s attention.

“ hey, you know i hate to rush perfection, but we gotta head out in about ten minutes for this family dinner. i don’t want to piss them off again. "

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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i mean … you’re welcome to try, but that doesn’t mean i’m not gonna run.

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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and why can’t i go? i’m the one with the keys, aren’t i?

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[𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖑𝖚𝖝 ☆ ( ARCHIVED ) @firstorderizms]

I'm literally just picking up groceries

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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... if you get down on all fours, annette and i are RUNNING.

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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can’t leave me if you don’t have keys.

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[𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 / NEW PINNED ! @SlLENTLYM0URNS]

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𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐈’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀
𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐀 !

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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yeah, yeah —— woof woof.

can you get me out of here please? i hate calling on ya, but you’re all i got.

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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i said i bit the night guard? do we have a bad connection or something?

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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filter : kaijucatedits.
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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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I GOT WHAT YOU 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 .
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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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snagging the joint from her lips——.

your stash or mine? just curious.

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[𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐘𝐍 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 @ofcrownheights]

sits down in his lap with a joint between her lips—

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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yeah? i just don’t like wearing them!

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[𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉. @familyscrewup]

dude, do you own a shirt?

[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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oh another fuckin’ painting went missing. nothing too concerning, my love. it’ll show up eventually.

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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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fucking christ … what a fucking day.

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[𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄. ( parody . ) @homovehementi]

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WHEN YOU’RE GONE, I’LL
STILL BE BLOODY https://t.co/RQpzlWQqox.⠀

—— doctor rey palpatine .
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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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alright, alright, we’ll get you a soft pretzel. any other requests?

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[ᛋᛖᚾᚢᚪ 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚞𝚊 ᛋᛖᚾᚢᚪ @deathwitch_]

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Soft pretzels fix everything. Now gimme gimme gimme 🥨
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[𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 ( parody ) @flavohaze]

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can you please explain how a soft pretzel consumes the hangry demon? they aren’t too salty for you?

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[ᛋᛖᚾᚢᚪ 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚞𝚊 ᛋᛖᚾᚢᚪ @deathwitch_]

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Only if you get me a soft pretzel. And I’m not a sweet girl, I’m h a n g r y.
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