ethical milk

who will save ur soul

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

*****PLS RT***** Here's a list of MOSTLY non-religious post-abortion recovery resources, you are not alone!!!

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Waistbands are so rude

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Someone stop me from saying “weeeee!” every time the Olympic divers jump in to the pool

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position of mortal enemy has been filled thank you to all applicants

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Then he said “you alright with that?” as if our consent ever mattered in the first place lmao like sir, quit pretending like we had the power to have stopped those words from existing.

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

Yesterday me and Jordan were sitting at the bar at my work and a man came up and said, unsolicited, while maintaining eye contact: “my next life I’m gonna come back as a toy dog in Paris Hilton’s purse or a big fat whore lesbian” …

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I asked him to repeat the last part because I “didn’t quite catch that” and he in fact proceeded to say “whore ass lesbian” again.

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

accepting applications for my mortal enemy

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

Don’t ask me how I’m doing unless you’re willing to hear responses like “feelin like the rockiest line of cocaine ever snorted up the nostril of capitalist America”

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Scorpios: I’m good at communicating
Also Scorpios: scrolling through the text they got & deciding how long to make each person wait

[Grace @grassslyn]

Hey y’all please get fucking vaccinated. Hospital I’m working at has an almost full covid unit again and guess WHAT every single patient there is unvaccinated

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

#NewProfilePic

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Went to the first wedding of my life the other day… weird flex from y’all hiding these orgies from me this whole time but ok

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@lildebbie666 You are radiant!

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for the record i really enjoy having the parking spot i'm turn signaling for stolen. it is sexually gratifying to me.

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@uhlissard thank u lizard queen 🥺

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

quirky and bubbly but i also have social anxiety

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...and i know we're in a climate change crisis and on the backside of a public health emergency but tbh name something more stressful than having to go "mhm" when people ask for a box because you can't talk because your teeth are holding onto a tiny piece of metal in your mouth

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

last night the back of my labret busted because my lip is swollen af so i held onto the bar with my teeth behind my mask for two straight hours while cleaning dirty tables during our Friday rush because i didn't want it to fall out...

[ethical milk @fleahfloster]

give me attention

[Punks With Purpose @PunksWPurpose]

An open letter, to BrewDog.