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Punching squares, pulling hairs

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@MovieMeltPod @VinegarSyndrome I love how the Findlays were able to fit in a home appliance homicide in their weird occult yeti movie

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Why isn’t there a rapper named Iannis Xanakis??

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This tweet is for SPIDERS ONLY! If you aren’t a spider then read no further.

Y’all need to start eating these big roaches.

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@atomic_elbow You mean the guys that wrote Breaking the Girl are less than savory??

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Jimmy Stewart used Lambchop the puppet as a cumrag and thus was born Jonathan Richman

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[Jimmy Stewart voice]: Hi, I’m Jonathan Richman and I like going to new places and learning new things! Now I’m going to try a new thing called chopsticks… [pokes self hard in the eye with a hot chili pepper] AUUUGGHH

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@hollie_horror U got it

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I’m having a baby PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH oh it’s just placenta. I love my placenta. HUG HUG HUG! I’m nursing it now SUCKLE SUCKLE oh no it’s crying, a crying placenta WAH WAH. Now it’s graduating college. Time flies, my how they grow.

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Gonna tell my kids this is De La Soul

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Fuck it, I’m taking a shit at the fabulous 40 Watt. Come down to @flukeathens to get a whiff. #flukeathens #fluke2022 #40watt #athensga #classiccity

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@jimmyjone You know what? It’s YOUR book, let someone else make those decisions!

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It’s legal for little kids to say cuss words 🤗

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@atomic_elbow They call that move The Aoki

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@atomic_elbow Gold Ninja rules. I threw some money into their Kickstarter and can’t wait to get my rewards

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My name is William Nilly. Please don’t call me Willy, that’s my dad’s name.

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@atomic_elbow That’s all valuable intel

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@atomic_elbow Dude, that’s right down the street from the kids. I noticed it yesterday. I’m going to try to go today!

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@atomic_elbow Sometimes they hide nips n dicks (if the movie is cool)

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@jimmyjone I wonder if it’s fluffy or scaly

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@hollie_horror spoopy