Goomba

I like to get down among other things. Long Island 28U Badminton Championship 2022 Runner Up. Avid Ben Rice fan. Cheers!

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Even my dreams at night are starting to resemble reels

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How much fiberglass can be accumulated in your hand before it becomes a problem.

I’m on day three of going to mcdoinks for a medium coke

Life is good besides the hand

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I came to the self checkout line to self checkout, not to have all my things scanned for me and my card taken out of my hand and tapped for me

✌️🤪✌️

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Bro at the bagel shop said “17$ for two eggs? You might as well buy the chicken”

Anyway, I’m getting into drinking tea and I’m not stoked about it

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Paid off my credit card today.. nice

Saw a 60 yo man at 7-11 getting a pepperoni sevs slice and a 12er of black cherry white claw

Time to reevaluate my life cause that guy rules

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I should be at my third tomoe by now

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Boy kibble for dinner

7 Guinness’ for dessert

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5’10 and a half and stunning

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Jarvis, take my phone away from me before I commit heinous crimes over text

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It’s 8:35 and I’m already extremely agitated

Dedicating today to key Glock

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Maybach*** (apparently)

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Should’ve known the gym would be fully of kritters today when I saw the pink Mercedes with a busted window in the handicap spot

This new Spider-Man trailer got people moving diff rn

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“I was such dgen in college”

Um did you do the naked dunk at a darty

No

The chicks I’m next to suuuuuuuck

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Youngho, no koo

If you hu with a lady cop, are handcuffs implied automatically or would that just seem like a bad joke?

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Overly social fathers who heavily drink produce thot daughters

They are also probably the funniest person you will meet that night

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I seem to have gotten myself into quite the pickle

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Why has my sharingan not awaken yet

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Don’t do it for me

Don’t even do it for you

Do it for key glock

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@chickenshmurda Reference missed

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In the bleak midwinter