brianburford

I do my own stunts. sc:bburford01

[brianburford @brianburf]

Don’t wast time and money on college when you can be forklift certified.

[brianburford @brianburf]

Anyone less esoteric than me is a larper, anyone more esoteric than me is a well disciplined larper.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Red Lobster the Unlimited?”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

They don’t tell you this but

[Goomba @fleekydamyth]

One thing about me, I will always fall for the trap

I literally eat nothing but straight cheese all the time

If you put that in a trap, you got me ngl

[Goomba @fleekydamyth]

Dry January has been a moist month for me

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

the stanford prison experiment but it's run by nathan fielder

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I Saw It A Long Time Ago, Or Maybe I Only Saw Part Of It,’ Says Liar Immediately Backtracking In Film Conversation https://t.co/WDRluNXHSp

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

"But how am I supposed to know if--

You're not. Life is full of unknowns and it's a scary dangerous world out there and it's been like that for about 3 to 4 billion years prior to March 2020. Take calculated risks. It's what you do every day anyway.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

South Carolina congressman Joe Cunningham cracked open a beer on the floor of the House of Representatives.

[𝚃𝙾𝙽𝚈✞ @chuntichino__]

This video is always gonna be funny https://t.co/8OfDUDye9c

[brianburford @brianburf]

No reason for anything to be due before 11:59

[Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark]

Happy six month anniversary to “Two weeks to stop the spread.”

[brianburford @brianburf]

I remember 57 years ago when they said “30 days to slow the spread”

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Great actor and super friendly person : we’ll miss him !

[aidan @1029pm_]

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time