Gary Tyrrell 📎

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I don't indulge in the paradox of tolerance

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

Hey, for real: if the coronavirus kills me, I want you clever people to build a catapult (or even a trebuchet) and hurl my body directly at Trump Tower NY.

Aim for at least 15 stories up. I want a slow, bloody smear down the facade of that fucker's monument to self-regard.

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/YbR1mmhQ42

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

Full strip:
https://t.co/bnO3QmDwSo

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https://t.co/bnO3QmE4HW

51 years and 1 day ago.

History doesn't repeat but it sure does echo.

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

This might be my last tweet ever given the way this hellsite has devolved but I'ma wish @jonrosenberg, my co-birthdayist, a very happy one.

He's 50, so basically dead.

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

@danteshepherd Nice one, Luke

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@letsgoayo Honestly wish there were some octopi and squid

What Liefeld does with feet would actually suit tentacles pretty well

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@MagnoliaPearl Feel better soon, Mags

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@beatonna 2022 was a year of many great comics, and DUCKS stood out among them. Congratulations, Kate.

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@Sisyphus_smokes @letsgoayo @Lubchansky Oh no the failed novelist thinks the woman who is expanding knowledge of the origin of genius Homo isn't worth the pittance she is paid

However will the world deal with his scorn? We must all beg his mercy
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[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

@Sisyphus_smokes @letsgoayo @Lubchansky Hi, partner of a PhD student here

She has teaching and research responsibilities and can work 30+ hours a week on top of her own studies, for which she is paid the princely sum of $22k/yr, before the university starts charging her fees

Damn right they need unions

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

Today's randomly-displayed @Achewood strip:

The Bead Shop

YES

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

@abbythelibb_ Never thought the leopards would eat your face, huh?

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@SenatorDurbin If only you knew somebody with oversight of the federal court system and the ability to hold hearings, introduce legislation, or otherwise act instead of being a whiner with no ability to force change

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@ZachWeiner I don't suppose there's plans for such dorkiness on this side of the Atlantic?

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@beatonna (the story of a two fisted insurance investigation "with the action packed expense account").

Found it. It was called The Big Broadcast and it was longer ago than I thought.

https://t.co/QrPDuVr6mv

Looks like repeats are still going to air.

[Gary Tyrrell 📎 @fleenguy]

@beatonna I used to catch a Sunday night block of old radio dramas on a Washington DC NPR station when I used to go there for work. Their archives must have a lot of prime stuff. I recall Gunsmoke being really good and also Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar.

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@wigu I may have stopped playing to empty the litter box

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@wigu Also not allowed

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Seen in the wild, art by @Lubchansky

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@HerbertHistory @KevinMKruse @MarshaBlackburn That's some beautiful grill work, respect