@MrOptimisticHou@realdanmitchell Bro they had the neckly girthquake himself. Davis Mills like a damn giraffe he can see over the lines easily with that third leg up there. Different timezones for that dome up there and his body down below. How do you beat that
Great to see such hype around Louth in the buildup to the All Ireland Semi finals in a weeks time.
Got chatting to a diehard Louth fan on the street yesterday.
He was an Ardee man and couldn't wait for the game next Saturday.
His English was actually pretty good too.
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The Salmon of College Calls It a Day
Conor Sammon has retired. After 20 years, 700+ appearances and 13 clubs, the Salmon of College has finally stopped swimming.
He started out at UCD and Derry City before his work ethic caught the eye of Kilmarnock, which is the most League of Ireland sentence ever written.
18 goals in 27 games in his final Kilmarnock season and he was off to the Premier League with Wigan Athletic.
From there the tour began. Sheffield United, Derby County, Rotherham, Ipswich, Hearts and Partick Thistle all got a visit. A man who treated football clubs like Airbnbs.
Four yards out at Sheffield United, somehow wide, Billy Sharp standing there with his hands on his hips.
A miss fans will never forget…
He went on to make 210 appearances for Alloa Athletic, 119 more than any other club in his career.
A true Scottish Championship cult hero, which is either a great ending or a sign something went wrong somewhere around 2015.
Nine caps for Ireland, 20 years as a professional, and a career most lads would bite your hand off for.
Fair play Conor. Enjoy the rest.
At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️
In case you didn't watch sports today:
>Puka Nacua was accused of saying "f--k all the Jews" at a dinner and later biting a woman last New Year's Eve. (He denies everything)
>Mo Salah announced he’ll be leaving Liverpool at the end of the season
>Reports came out Real Madrid diagnosed Kylian Mbappé's WRONG KNEE when he first got injured.
>Rumours came out Real Madrid have been asking the "free version of ChatGPT" what supplements they should give players.
>Tiger Woods announced he’s making his 2026 debut in the TGL Finals
>Mac McClung is now the all-time leading scorer in NBA G League history.
>Mac McClung in the G League tonight: 59 pts, 10 ast, 8 threes, 5 reb, 19-for-34 FG in 42 minutes.
>Grizzlies ruled Ja Morant OUT for the season
>Donovan Mitchell put up 42 with one eye being fully red
>Moses Moody diagnosed with a torn patellar tendon in left knee. His season is over
>Sacramento Kings put 10 player on their IR & took a 44 point BTA from Charlotte
>Levonte David announced retirement
>Connor McDavid scores 400th career goal & 1200th career point.
>NBPA calls for 65-game award rule to be banned
>Tampa put 6 past the Wild, now only 2 pts behind Buffaloe
>Scottie Scheffler withdrew from the Houston Open
>Joe Flacco agreed to a 1-year deal with the Bengals
>Antoine Griezmann officially will join Orlando City in July
>Falcons signed Brian Robinson Jr
>LeBron James said he wants to have Luke Kornet, on his podcast to discuss Magic City.
>UNC fired HC Hubert Davis
>I'm posting this at 1:30 ET and there is still 5 mins lest in an NBA game... wtf
I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)