fleming troup

[fleming troup @flemingtroup]

Ur lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

SnoopDobbyDobb

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My dad asking the important questions

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Walking outside after they say the ice cream machine’s broke

[Adapt @FaZeAdapt]

Johnny Depp bumping this full volume all day today

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Johnny Depp has been awarded $15 million in defamation damages, effectively bankrupting Amber Heard. Holy cow.

[aidan @wyaaidan]

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Kanye really one of the biggest hater of all time LMAOO 😭😭

[layks @laykennmatte]

tonight we don’t drink for NYE we drink for BETTY WHITE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I aspire to comedy

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"OMG THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG." - the horse at the club

[fleming troup @flemingtroup]

@snapchatsupport pls check dm :)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I just want a group of friends like this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aspirationally acerbic alliteration
-> Bullshit baffles brains