TheOfficialHeimlich

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec Make sure she’s aware of this for your own sake

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit

[joey @joboduj]

sorry i'm out of it i just haven't had a burger in minutes

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec Maybe if you tipped in cigarettes they would get it

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec Make sure not to feed it so they don't rely on humans to survive!

[DiscussingFlea @DiscussingFlea]

Zach Cregger reveals that one audience member in each 4DX screening of 'RESIDENT EVIL' will be injected with the T-Virus.

“Scaring the audience isn’t enough with modern audiences — they need to feel it.”

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

*slams fist on table* NEVER say that again. You are NOT nothingburger, god damn it. You’re everythingburger to me, WITH a side of fries.

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

It escaped.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[pinkie pie isnt real @pinkiepie71]

i am proud of u

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec Can’t believe they are disrupting the free market like this

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

If I was on the highway I would go 10000 mph

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec I was so preoccupied with the JOI that I didn’t reply for a couple days

[BrotherM0ist @Broth3rMoist]

Behold

[TheOfficialHeimlich @fleshlightbug]

@GeneralSamsSec Perfect execution though

[CSIX-// @vandalfeet]

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BUT I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING ACHROMATIC RUSH CAR

I chose the 2020 Supra as its my favourite car & has a LOT of surface area to work with (especially on the bonnet, perfect for the idea I had)

Design Code: 145 866 351

[Stryxo @Stryxo]

oh my god finally I'm in first place on unbeatable drivatars I just need to turn this last corner-

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