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NEW CARRD THAT DOESN'T MATCH MY LAYOUT AT ALL GO READ IT OK!!!

https://t.co/UybQX9I9oA

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@octopolitical @lea_labryssal And which one of these things requires active superstition?

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spilt diet coke all over my passport

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@victory_taste @echerongravitas @KaihatsuYT Not so much a joke, but I guess the closest cultural equivalent for 'cute myths about what the moon is like'
https://t.co/CbDOnTJQoH

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@lrphilipson The actions of the historical jesus are pretty much what you would expect for a person like him in his time, the real interesting bit is how massively (understatement) he caught on afterwards

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@ynalovesxo It's the same as the concept of the 'noble savage' right? Like "savage" is also a terrible thing to call someone but that's the point, it emphasises the racism of the trope

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@punishedlinusst Also why the FUCK would you need chatgpt to tell you this is a less than ideal situation

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@ThatChris1209 My local busses also had a series of incomprehensible back-of-bus campaigns. For example: "you're tiny? Instead, kids under 4 ride free." Instead of what?????

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Found out I got an interview for a job then went to bed and immediately dreamt about failing it

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@breadaintdead Female friend, friend who is a girl/woman/etc. Some women or gay guys would say girlfriend platonically, although that's more context based. Ultimately though, English speakers simply dont need that distinction grammatically.

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@malaikaplss Like enjoy ur daily cigarettes i guess but only one of us is gonna be wheezing by 45...

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@some_melon I can't believe jar jar was hot under that head all along 😭😭

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@sverresj Fun fact: the original text of Mark (widely regarded as the first gospel) ends without any of the apostles seeing the resurrected jesus

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@kittycatcardz venuswhxre in the big 26 is so crazy 😭😭

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@funfa1rr I had this until I went on holiday to Austria and there it basically just asked me to pinkie promise 😭😭 I expected it to revert when I came home but it fully let me have it??

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Was skim reading a fic about to close it when they started using a FELT DILDO

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@spikermonster Non-white features?

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@souljagoyteller The article is so neutral that I thought op was complaining it was too pro-israel at first lmao

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@a__spaceman @The101player1 Bisexual tramp stamp omg

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夢女子/姫女子 ⚠️ I retweet a lot of gay sex. Women, please don't block me or I will injure myself! Last time I shaved my pubes: 07/13/2009!!!

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@robloxianhell Why is the authors name in the mormon font tho 😭