Fletch0

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”. views expressed are my own.

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

“We need longer tables, not higher walls” - Jose Andres

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

BREAKING: Shell has reported profits of $9.5B for Q3 2022 compared to $4.1B for Q3 2021.

It isn't inflation.
It's not a labor shortage.
This is 100% corporate greed.

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@ThatEricAlper ‘She Talks to Angels’ by the Black Crowes https://t.co/YvpqlJq05C

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Chicago has officially dropped Kanye as a spokesperson

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

We wouldn’t let a kid adopt a kid.

So why would we force a kid to give birth to one?

MUST WATCH AD. Please spread it.

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@Coss1Coss I sense a malpractice lawsuit

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@jduffyrice Black Sails. Ran concurrently with Game of Thrones so was over shadowed. Had all the great characters arcs and nailed the landing. #BlackSails

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

THE JABRONI OF THE EARTH WHO JUST LOST TO THE FUCKING JETS

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@BlockClubCHI If they do, the new store should be called Mariano and let everyone just add the ‘S’ on their own in honor of the Jewels

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

This thread encapsulates the current state of the Bears and even offers decent mental health advice for the season.

[DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog]

A thread explaining why the rest of this season is going to be a tough watch and why you should emotionally detach yourself from the remaining 11 games for the sake of yourself and those you love.

(1/9)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the plan:

1. Bet the under on Thursday Night Football every week
2. Become wealthy enough to purchase Amazon from Jeff Bezos (should take 1-2 years)
3. Cancel Thursday Night Football permanently

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing the +3,000 verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to a personal choice.

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@Sirshakeyjake @JnyBlackLabel @tacobell He makes a compelling argument.

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Who’s ready for some football tomorrow night, with ⁦@MoneyLynch⁩ and ⁦@TheWienerCircle⁩ tagteaming da halftime show. #beastmode #yeastmode

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@sarahvladika Amazing lol

[The Onion @TheOnion]

On Sept. 30, a conservatives-only dating app called The Right Stuff launched with backing from billionaire Peter Thiel. The following are excerpts from bios of users who have registered on the controversial site. https://t.co/ZiLqiWz1IJ

[Dave @davebftv]

just seen the davante adams shove.

raiders need to trade him now. preferably to chicago.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Indicting Hunter Biden is a political WITCH HUNT!

Just kidding.
Ppl who aren't in a cult of hypocritical obedience believe all political figures who break laws should be held accountable.

We're also 100% down w/DOJ investigating the business deals of ALL presidential children.

[Fletch0 @fletch0vlad]

@elmodernisto