Kid Omega

Forged in the heat of battle. Just like Xena!

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

Literally everyone you walk past on the street is talking to you like we just came from the same party.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

That age-old relationship milestone of making your red carpet debut as a couple at the Tribeca Festival in New York City

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

This is all I can think of every time I see Annette Bening

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

It’s about trauma.
- me, watching episode 8 of Widow’s Bay

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

@DHarrison615 Whoa that’s crazy. He wasn’t even 60.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Knicks coming back to New York for Game 3

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Traitor' - Elmo in hot water with New Yorkers over Knicks NBA finals https://t.co/zhV3nAentB

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

@spacedglam How did this get made

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

Me, watching a 15 minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

(Source: https://t.co/eFjZZWQsMN)

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

fans of asking where the fuck am i and how do i get home will love red hook brooklyn

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

One of the best parts of watching a Knicks game at a bar is that everyone cheers when they show Detective Olivia Benson.

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

Bald men are gonna go crazy this Halloween. Your time has come kings.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The concept of debuting multiple berets in one week never occurred to me before but I am happy to be alive to see it happen

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

WHITE SOX BEAT DA CUBS CAUSE THE CUBS SUCK ROLL THE CLIP

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

@spacedglam Unfortunately this doesn’t make sense unless you know I’m paying for Regal unlimited AND AMC A-list because I’m an idiot.

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

@ralter Sending this to everyone I know going to the Lestat concert. I don’t think they know.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

@lysonner The B43 does this direct route more or less but it’s still probably slower. Especially during rush hours.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body