Felicity Splatt

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[Felicity Splatt @flicsplatt]

@futureislands fantastic poster!

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

My favourite (if controversial) summer barbecue hack is to buy a half loaf of bread and get them to run it through the slicer lengthways instead of sideways. It produces a sausage-sized piece of bread that makes for perfect “sausage in bread”. You’re welcome.

[Felicity Splatt @flicsplatt]

@dontattempt I wish we could nip this in the butt

[Felicity Splatt @flicsplatt]

@VicRoads this is overreach, and the Road Safety Act 1986 should be changed

[ABC News @abcnews]

Clare has depression. She needed a letter from her doctor to keep her driver's licence https://t.co/OZSGIt0gYV

[Glenn F. Henriksen @henriksen]

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Felicity Splatt @flicsplatt]

@planetearthx2 @dontattempt beautiful colours!

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

canceling plans is not ok. putting yourself first is not ok. nothing is ok. you should always feel guilty about yourself. you should always assume you are disappointing someone. you are a bad person.

[Felicity Splatt @flicsplatt]

@AllDanAllDay I know a guy like this

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

As for John Barilaro using the word "trauma" to describe what he has experienced, fuck right off mate.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[CSIRO @CSIRO]

Tag yourselves, we're all of them x

🎨 Artwork: Roger Hargreaves

#LittleMissFoundThisBugOutsideCanWeKeepIt #LittleMiss

[CSIRO @CSIRO]

An agreement, signed today, between Australia and the United States will see greater international research collaboration in areas related to renewable energy, electricity grids, hydrogen and plastic waste.

https://t.co/njs1ApTqF6

@bronfox @DrLarryMarshall @NREL

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

No one will remember:

- how many commits you made
- your thoughtful code reviews
- the number of tickets closed

They will remember:

- that *one* time you lost all customer prod data and the company had to shut down

You can’t win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Dan "Chris Bowen in one meeting has done more to secure our energy future than the previous government did in 9 years"

#auspol