🥝 kiwi

SNL and standup comedy fan, 18, she/her

[nic @grqntt]

sam neill had always been so kind, positive and supportive. he always spoke highly about the actresses he had worked with in his entire career. he dedicated a chapter of his memoir to talk about how women are better. he also joined a few of lgbt+ and women marches ❤️

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

It makes me so sad when people say baby albatrosses are chopped. Hes just a baby. A little muppet baby. Why would you say that about him

[🪶🗡️ niyo ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ @lov3rniyo]

How I feel liking multiple posts of one person at once

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[🏴‍☠️ (⭐️⭐️🇪🇸) @mvrtinza]

yo viendo como añaden personas que me caen mal al plan

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[kiki ☀️ @kikibats]

why is everyone so obtuse and assuming the author is advocating for this 😭 you’re supposed to hate him it’s fucking obvious from the text 😭 writing about gross horrible people doesn’t mean endorsement why is everyone so so so so so stupid these days I’m losing my sanity

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

CMAT getting love makes me so so happy. Genuinely one of the most talented songwriters of all time, and an incredible voice too. She is so authentic and vulnerable and funny. Every album is a masterpiece.

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

@kiwibefriendss Crazy work from an Australian of all people

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

@naffamalfigins @JD_22x I think is parents or grandparents are definitely Irish immigrants from what I can tell

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

is this a safe space to say i genuinely cannot watch footage of fan q&a convention panels because i get too much secondhand embarrassment

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

@RoboFunky @vibesbuswell Have you been to a taping?

[ktf @seducethewall]

nipple hairs bro are you serious what could their purpose possibly be

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

@taskmasterfan Of course he does 😔.!Speaking of allegations/rumours, did you like my previous tweet because you had someone in mind? If so I’d be interested to see if it’s the same one because I feel like I’m going crazy, no one else seems to know

[🥝 kiwi @flightlessbord]

Another thing to add to the discourse, Matt Lucas being buddy buddy with D*vid w*lliams is not great