Massive news 🚨: Popcorn chicken’s last day will be next Tuesday. Head chicken chef (A.K.A Santa), says, and I quote, “The numbers aren’t adding up”. Disappointed in my classmates 😔
Watching sumo wrestling highlights, get these fuckers on the O-Line. Just watched one of them not move an inch when Micah parsons attacked him #immovableobject
Just got stuck behind a person of color at the grocery store checkout line and she started pulling out dollar bills asking for change. Same typa feeling as getting stuck behind a Mexican at school quest lines 🤦♂️