Fredrik Lindgren

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@TRONITY_IO Hello, any update on when you will be able to support Mercedes-Benz again? I would sign up in an heartbeat if I could just add my car!

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@FilmstadenAB Hej, nåt är knasigt med er web-sida. Det går inte att köpa biljetter?! Ser inget på er hemsida om planerade arbeten.

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@thiagoo_vaz I always aim to please, however I'm not quite sure what service of mine that is not up to tour expectations. 😁

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@NetflixNordic @AnotherLifeNet Pretty psyched to see the new series today. Supposedly available Thursday, it's now well into Thursday and still nothing but the trailers are available?! Timezones is complicated I guess...

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@TheDivisionGame Got my build/gear to a level where I think I can pull my weight in the new Discovery raid mode. 30 minutes later and the queue has advanced 9(!) places... I don't get it, that's 3 teams right there!? What is the matchmaking algo looking for?!

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.

[majek04 @majek04]

At 9.6Gbps of sustained RX traffic Linux uses 38% of utilized CPU just to send ACK's. TCP is funny.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

"How hard can syncing a freaking clock be? I could implement that in an hour."
*looks at the NTP protocol*

"You knew nothing, Jon Snow."

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@SwiftOnSecurity Tell that to the Skype for Business team...

[@mikko @mikko]

DOS leads to Windows,
Windows leads to suffering.

[Jakob Schlyter @jschlyter]

Report on TLS in Sweden – https://t.co/DMZBpkyJtw #tls #httpseverywhere #merakrypto

[Jay Kreps @jaykreps]

The irony of distributed systems is that data loss is really easy but deleting data is surprisingly hard.

[Yoda @html5_yoda]

The American date format, created by me it was.

[Fredrik Lindgren @flin]

@MYSADCAT My cat is sad because it has finally registered that she does in-fact have the worst aim in all of Europe.

[John Weeks @john_weeks]

People ask me why I like Twitter. Here's one reason:

[Sharif Nijim @snijim]

RT @silviuardelean: The Debugging Six Stages #debugging #programming #epic < ring any bells? #devopsnd

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tomorrow: @HouseOfCards. No spoilers, please.

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he called a faceless corporation and was told "your call is important to us", but it was a lie.

[smurfmonitor @DnsSmurf]

Are DNS Amplification attacks on their way out? Time to monitor other protocols more closely!

[Geoff Teehan @gt]

One of these UIs is a Ferrari California, the other is a Chrysler Town & Country.

(thx @scottbrooks)