filipino princess

Novice astronaut. Novice sniper. Mostly just here to screw around cause facebook makes me want to become an emotional cutter.

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

If you're going to play with matches make sure you don't leave them laying around to make the spark anew.

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

Some years Valentines Day ends in a massacre. Don't forget.

[my mom thinks im cool @Offensivehere]

White people.

[Wells Faygo @WellsFaygo]

Delta variant? more like pumpkin spice because white people want it in everything

[Squirrelly Girly @lazydoxy]

New epitaph when I die, covid or not…
“I did everything they said and still I’m dead.”

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

I know you’re suppose to forgive and forget but sometimes raining down fire and brimstone is just so god damn satisfying.

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

It's said the truth will set you free but some truths come at a price.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

My relationship skills are stuck in Kamikaze mode.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I truly don’t recall making you this stupid.

[Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit @randomover2]

Money can't buy you love but rocket ship amusement rides are pretty cool.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

When do you think they'll
find a vaccine for stupid
people.

[Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit @randomover2]

Hardship pfffffffftt, I had to live through the Bee Gees.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I mixed Jack Daniel’s with Mountain Dew and now I’m at the Bass Pro Shop telling Lies about Fishing.

[ETHICAL STALKER @PsychographEd]

In life, it is, sometimes, extremely vital to take a pause, look around, appreciate what you have, take a deep breath and say “FUCK” repeatedly before moving on.

[Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit @randomover2]

It's always a good day when I get to change the contact photo of someone in my phone book to a mug shot from the local jail inmate listing.

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

Let's hope that good flings come to those of you that wait.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

First Date.
She says I guess I'll have
the Lobster. You say.
guess again.

[filipino princess @FlipPrincesss]

I’m Filipino but not eat fish heads Filipino. Gross & no thank you.