papaya 🦇 vampire

peculiar papaya eating vampire @goodypango

[Cakewalking Engine @Tortokhod]

How do I explain my friends that this is like watching Mona Lisa repainted

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@monachinae one time a black MAN said that to me and then “man my mama would LOVE you” and i wasn’t quite sure how to take that. i said thank you

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

Get these chips away from me!

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@kkdwwwwwww but can’t you see this being huge in China as well?

[Groyper @thatgroyper2]

I don't want a baddie, I want a goodie. I dislike things that are bad.

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

the movie was ok. it was a good start at making movies that don't suck, but ultimately could not hold itself back from being sardonic and gynocratic

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

If they made a He-Man movie 10 years ago, He-Man would've been a black woman

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@Brumairian i wouldn’t mind but i do tend to forget about them

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

bugs are so small but their world, it is big

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@tulipezzini it still existed in a completely unchanged form until a few months ago

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@sadshack93 good morning from the future

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@vollerEkel I actually said “oh sorry don’t beat me up”, to which he responded “if you don’t stop talking shit it’ll be the last mistake you make”

I figured he misheard me so I said “no I said DON’T beat me up” and he went “oh ok”

I was more confused than intimidated

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@Muckraker1611 you could call it sokuyaku geri if you wanted…

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

why is it always a roundhouse kick? the roundhouse is a very weak kick and not at all designed to move somebody. You would front push kick somebody into a pit.

[Necron99 @NeckRon99]

@MysteryGrove Roundhouse kick mystery grove into a bottomless pit

[あおみやび @Aomiyabi_531]

揺れる

[papaya 🦇 vampire @flitter__mouse]

@TwiceBaked8 they ban our cures so they can sell us their medicine