Her sabah kahvemi içerken bilmem gereken her şeyi tek sayfada ve detaya boğulmadan görmek istiyordum.
Piyasalar, dünya ve Türkiye gündemi, portföyüme dair haberler.
Böylece Paper Plane ortaya çıktı.
Nasıl, iş yapar mı sizce?
$GRAB on Indonesia's 8% commission cap:
- Only applicable to 2-wheelers
- These represent just 6% of total mobility GMV
- By my calculations, using FY2025 numbers, assuming a 12pp cut, results in a $57M drop in annualised revenue (ceteris paribus) or a -1.7% impact to the group's top-line.
Grab's official remarks during earnings:
"The recent announcements are explicitly focused on Ojek drivers, who are our 2-wheel ride hailing partners. The 4-wheel drivers earn well above the minimum wage, so we believe they're less of a concern for regulators in Indonesia"
"That said, of course, we're engaging very proactively with the relevant ministries to try to seek absolutely clarity and the technical aspects of how the decree will be implemented."
"It's worth noting that 2-wheel mobility, that the decree referred to in Indonesia, is less than 6% of our total mobility GMV. So we are, therefore, reiterating our expectations for mobility margins to stabilise within that historical range and not to go outside of that range."
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again.
“Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!”
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?”
She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”
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