flosef jabroni

currently in training to be the World's Most Average Person open to sponsorship opportunities

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

are you telling Colin Farrell as The Penguin and David Williams as Omar Baba are supposed be different people

[Foggie Toddle Books @FoggieToddler]

Poetry chapbook from our Second Sands imprint 👏

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

@jj_matheson found these happy little potato bois in the sea earlier, 100% kindly aliens

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

It is strange how confident some people are that alleged breaking of the ministerial code (which she denies) is a resigning matter for Nicola Sturgeon when actual unlawful action admitted by Govt in Westminster (and not even apologised for) is not.

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

@nosebleedfitz sign me the FUCK UP

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

@FloraidhCC do it gal! very easy to do (i do mine myself with an elaborate two mirror set up)

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Stay Home, Save Lives, Protect the NHS 🙏

[SZA @sza]

I understand mental health is important..I jus want a bigger butt

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

@jj_matheson incredible film!!

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

you are, as always, a vaccinated pigeon

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

The pencil case account came through

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

hi sorry won’t be able to make the meeting later, i exerted all my daily energy dancing to the vengaboys’ top 5 tracks

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

Biden 264
Trump 214
Mambo no. 5

[Foggie Toddle Books @FoggieToddler]

Competition to win our first picture book as a publisher 😃

[mil @_melissaharvey]

Shameless self promo here but I made an Instagram (naileditbymil) for all the hand painted nail art I do so if ya like it pls give us a follow 💕💅🏼 #nailart #handpainted

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

anyone looking for an incredibly talented, creative, and bold copywriter? this is ya girl, right here

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

@WigtownBookShop what a legend, give him my love!

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Does anyone need firewood this winter! JK’s new book is perfect to burn next to a Romantic fire 🔥
Aww get all cozy and comfy can’t wait 😊

[flosef jabroni @floandbehold_]

such a lovely piece by the supremely talented Yasmin!!